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you're mexican because i am and i am everyone


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we need to save up and get a new refrigerator because mark broke it but i broke it because i am mark and mark is me

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i was trampolining at school and i sprained my foot
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everyone you've ever known is a dolphin ok im a dolphin and i'm everyone, i'm your mom, and she's me and i'm her and i'm your dad too and he is your mum because i'm everyone. your the only human brain we didn't eat because we needed a brain and you were number 984 and that's the number we drew out. i just wanted to let you know this, so were going to be monitoring you. 2012 is never going to happen because we can see into the futuree so yeah that just proves how your species is retarded/ we like watching harry potter, that's about the only thing we like from you, everything else is pretty gay.
i'm just going to say that if you punch your closest friend or family member in the face really really hard then they will turn into a dolphin, thats the advice i can give to you if you really want to try this out. i'm not saying you should go punch someone in the face because they might get pissed off, well i might get pissed off
and space is a conspiracy made up by your goverment just so you know

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Needs moar dolphins.
Atom-Smasher-Errors Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes you are not a dolphin.
Insearchofwings Mar 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks a bunch for the fave :)
imadolphin Mar 13, 2012  Professional General Artist
Spiritomb1231 Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thx for the :+fav: and welcome to DA!
imadolphin Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
no problem and no you welcome to being a
Spiritomb1231 Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
And nice to meet you.
imadolphin Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
everyone you know is a dolphin
Thanks for the :+fav:!
imadolphin Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
thanks for being a dolphin
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