imadolphin

everyone you've ever known is a dolphin ok im a dolphin and i'm everyone, i'm your mom, and she's me and i'm her and i'm your dad too and he is your mum because i'm everyone. your the only human brain we didn't eat because we needed a brain and you were number 984 and that's the number we drew out. i just wanted to let you know this, so were going to be monitoring you. 2012 is never going to happen because we can see into the futuree so yeah that just proves how your species is retarded/ we like watching harry potter, that's about the only thing we like from you, everything else is pretty gay.
i'm just going to say that if you punch your closest friend or family member in the face really really hard then they will turn into a dolphin, thats the advice i can give to you if you really want to try this out. i'm not saying you should go punch someone in the face because they might get pissed off, well i might get pissed off
and space is a conspiracy made up by your goverment just so you know